It’s your average night, freshman year, at Ithaca College; pregaming til the 15degree weather feels like Miami or until you can barely walk. Party ends and I’m stuck at Cornell frats alone. As I’m waiting for a taxi, two chicks ask me if they can stand under my umbrella.. (and i’m thinking “fucking clutch, i never use an umbrella).. as it is freezing and pouring outside. Cutting to the story, these two sloots started facefucking eachother infront of me and as shocked, and headcocked sideways as I was, Brunette (names not needed) asked me if i wanted to join their lil threesome hookup.. no shit I did. Kissing, playing, and teasing brunette and blondie til we got to their room, each girl would get “ready” in the bathroom as I would take shots with the other; and then theyd switch……..rookie mistake. I ended up KOing myself and the last thing i remember was telling them, “now give me a second to use the bathroom” (In that extremely drunk, i-shouldn’t-really-be-standing kinda voice)…..threw the fuck up, walked out in just my boxers, wreaking of vomit, and woke up the next morning between brunette and blondie. I will never know to this day if anyone got their nut off, as I was so embarrassed I was forced to creep out before they woke. a true walk of shame i deserve for that freshman mistake. #atleastihaveastory
So I was at one of the frat houses for a Halloween party with a few of my friends. There was this guy dressed up like woody from toy story and I was dressed up like a bunny. We were hooking up in the basement and then we went outside. There was a lot of people in the backyard so we didn’t really have anywhere to go and we ended up fucking in a bush doggy style. We didn’t have anything so he told me he would pull out. When it was all over I asked him if he pulled out just to be sure. He walked away laughing and when I tried to follow him he slammed the door in my face. Then I realized everyone in the back yard definitly saw us, and saw him slam the door in my face afterward.
I really can’t remember much prior to the occasion so we’ll skip the details and just say it was a typical night at 2 York. My friend and I were looking to get that nut so we went back to West Village with two freshman lax players and did our thing…in the same room for shits and giggles. All awkwardness aside, things were pretty standard till my friend’s guy decides to yell “MORTAL COMBAT!” Easy to say my friend and I were well out of the loop till my guy controls his laughing and responds with “FINISH HER!” I’m pretty sure that put an end to things and we topped the night off watching a nice movie while my friend’s guy sat stark naked in a chair front and center in front of the TV.
Ok so it’s your typical Friday or Saturday night at Towson and it’s after blounge is closed so a bunch of people, like 10 guys and girls are postgaming at my apartment just chilling drinking/smoking. At the time my roommate had his dog staying in the apartment for the week, and she was a great dog but since she was only a puppy she was frequent to the usual accidents that come with having a dog. After everyone left me and my girl (who shall be left unnamed due to legal and personal obligations) went back to my bedroom to do what we always do. I had felt a large wet area on my bed and assumed it was spilt bongwater since we were smoking on my bed before. We just put a towel over it and proceeded to do our thang on top of that. In the process though with all the moving and what not the towel ended up against the wall and we just continued to do it regardless. When I woke up the following morning it was still wet and I remember it smelling like piss so I took a nice whiff of my sheets and sure enough that’s what it was. I know for a fact it wasn’t me and my partner said it wasn’t her which can only mean one thing. We had sex on top of dog piss. Sorry Mom
So me and my boys went to University of Michigan one weekend to visit. I met this hot chick and we instantly hit it off. We were obviously so fucked up the whole time and making out every chance we got. This girl was absolutely crazy. Basically we decided enough was enough and it was time to fuck, so what better place to do it then in the empty basement of the frat house. I put a shirt down on the floor, laid on top of it and we immediately started fucking. We were going at it for a little and then next thing I know I hear cheering. We both stopped, looked to our right and about 9 of the brothers who lived in the house were cheering us on. This girl started fucking me even harder, as if the cheers motivated her! After going at it for a little longer we decided to leave the basement and go upstairs and have sex in every bed on the 2nd floor of the house. This was one crazy night and this girl was wild.
Spring break is always a time for people to go crazy. Last spring break all of my friends just went completely crazy and partied all week long. During one of the parties on the beach me and my girls were all completely blacked out. I started talking to this really hot guy by the beach and before i knew it we were already making the way back to my room. Since this was one of the first days I didnt memorize my hotel room number yet. Being so fucked up, I picked the hotel room, which at the time I thought was mine. We got right to it and started fucking on the bed. All of the sudden we heard the door open to an entire family. An entire family of two little children and mom and a dad were watching us fuck on their bed. They started screaming and i grabbed my clothes and ran out leaving the boy behind. I was so humiliated and drunk i knew the only option was to run away. Later that week I saw the guy who i had sex with. He told me the family reported him to the front desk and he got in a lot of trouble with the resort. That is the last time i ever “think” i have the right room.
Last summer I stayed with my boyfriend and his family at his shore house for a week. It was his grandfathers house so everything we did had to be very sneaky. Everyday we would go back from the shore early and have sex in the shower because his parents would always stay on the beach late. One day we went back really early because all we wanted to do was have sex in the shower again. We did not even search the house before running upstairs to the shower. We were in the middle of the hottest sex ever when the bathroom door opened. His grandfather walked into the bathroom calling my boyfriends name and that is when we both screamed. We forgot to lock the door and his grandpa walked in on us fucking in the shower. To make mattters worse, it was a clear door so he completely saw everything. His grandfather thought that we werent even sleeping in the same room. I have yet to go back to his house.
I was visiting my girlfriend for the weekend for her sisters sweet sixteen party. Her sisters party was a pool party at her house so me and my girlfriend were planning on sneaking to different places around her house to have sex. We were hanging out in the basement trying to avoid her family and all of the 16 year old kids that were coming to her house. We couldnt wait any longer and decided to fuck in her basement because everyone was upstairs. As we were in the middle of having great sex I hear a knock on her glass doors ( which were completely see through). I turn to look and it was her entire family plus some 16 year olds staring at us telling us it was time to go swimming. We got up in panic but it was too late everyone knew what we were doing. I never can look at her family the same.
The guy I used to hook up with was your typical Towson asshole (but sexy as hell) lax player. As many nights had gone before, he booty called me around 3am on Halloween. His roommate was used to our late night shenanigans, and locked out us out of the room, so we helped ourselves to the floor of his neighbors dorm. I had delt with his whiskey dick quiet often but that night was extreme. He got weirdly slow until eventually completely stopped…mid sex…fell asleep…still inside me…on top of me. Stuck underneath his large body, I had to not only wiggle myself out from under him but get his penis out of me…all while on the floor of his teammates dorm. I proceeded to leave the dorms in cat ears at 5am.
so this night was like any ordinary night…got blacked out and went to blounge….around 1:45 am the lights turned on and I searched for the right girl to bring home to bang…within minutes I found the lucky lady and proceeded to get into a cab back to her place…once we got to her apt we got right to the point..I’d say after 20 minutes we stopped for a bit and I went to go take a piss…being so blacked out I mistakenly went back into her roommates room (not knowing)…I went right for the kill and went for another round….dont remember much after that but the next morning i woke up to a scream from the girl i was sleeping next to..it was not the girl i went home with originally…it was the roommate…so basically i fucked both girls who were roommates and best friends..those towson blacked out nights always get to you
So i was at a party and i saw the hottest guy. we decided to go upstairs…classy i know…and we had sex. we ended up doing it 3 or 4 times that night. when i got back to my place it hit me that i had had my period and i had put a tampon in before the party. when i went to get it out i realized it was lodged so far up inside of me. we tried everything from tweezers to my nursing friend volunteering to take it out herself…considering she wants to be an obgyn. eventually, when all other options failed i realized i had to go to the hospital. the worst part was the boy i met that night was downstairs in his car waiting for me to come sleep over at his place. i lied and said my friend had kidney stones (sounded realistic at the time) when in reality my drunk ass was in the emergency room till 5 am getting a tampon removed. try explaining that hospital bill to my parents….
I was visiting my boyfriend at Stony Brook. We haven’t seen eachother in over a week so we were obviously planning on going at it like rabbits. When finally getting into his door room, his weird roomate wouldn’t leave the room, glued to his computer screen playing dragon ball-z online, or something along that course. It left us with no option. Waiting for his crazy roomate to leave or having sex in the family bathroom on the first floor of the bathroom. We obviously chose the family bathroom. We put a towel down and we made love on the floor of the family bathroom. Families til this day will go to the bathroom and walk on the floors where our intercourse took place. Corrupt the children.
So you know your usual story of how someone gets to drunk and pisses the bed. Well my boy was telling me a story where one of his lax bros of course. Goes, takes this chick home from the bar. Wakes up and theres a huge log in the middle of the bed. There both naked in bed, hes just like holy shit what the fuck do i do. Clever and quick thinking he takes his hand puts it in the shit, smears it all over the girls ass goes to the bathroom washes his hands. Comes back gets into bed with her, wakes her up shaking and screamming. EWWWWW you shit the bed eww. She starts crying no i didnt no i didnt. And he just goes so i think its the best idea for the both of us if i just leave. and dips
i had sex with my neighbor. who’s g-ross. i am now dating his friend.. also, i was dating someone and then sexed his friend, and now they live together. ALSO, one time, i got with the neighbor, then had sex with the other boy listed above in front of my neighbor (whom i just got with). im a slut <3.
One time i had sex with a boy DURING a party.. in his roommates bed (white sheets and comforter to top). i also want to add in his roommate was a girl… named michael. all of a sudden, we hear her coming in and banging on her door, mid sex. so i run to the bathroom and hide and she beats the shit out of the boy i was sexing… and i accidentally left my shoes there, along with the condom wrapper and god knows what else. i made my friend get all of my belongings from this girls room. awkward.